This week I’ve been thinking about words – sexy words in particular. Words that only sound sexy when they’re whispered, things that don’t sound sexy but are, and sexy movie quotes. So let’s dive in, shall we?
Words that sound sexy when they’re whispered:
1. “Sternocleiodal mastoid” – Yep. That muscle in your neck that pops out when you turn your head. Certainly a sexy spot, but the name really is a mouthful. Definitely need to whisper this one.
2. “Stipend” – Essentially allowance for grown ups. Not sexy, right? Whisper it and you’ll see.
3. “Avacado” – Is it a vegetable? Is it a fruit? Whispered in the dark it sounds almost desperate – urgent.
Something that doesn’t sound sexy but is:
“I’m all sticky with Petunias.” – Now, unless you’re Def Leppard and you’re going to pour it on, sticky’s generally not sexy. But a strong man who can work with his hands and has a delicate enough touch to handle flowers? Experience has taught me that a man who’s good with is hands is… well, good with his hands.
Sexy Movie Quotes:
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1. “As you wish.” The Princess Bride – Wesley was a man of few words, and willing. That’s sexy.
2. “Uh oh. Someone’s hair is in danger of being tucked behind her ear.” Zombieland – Super sexy move guys. How many of you have done this and it had the desired effect? Weld your power carefully.
3. “I was thinking later you could kiss me on the veranda.” “Lips would be fine.” Three Amigos – This makes me laugh every time. It’s sweet, charming, and funny.
4. “That’s quite a nice little nothing you’re almost wearing. I approve.” Diamonds are Forever. – James Bond has a ton of sexy one-liners, but this is definitely my favorite.
5. “Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman’s back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.” Bull Durham – Kevin Costner’s not hard to look at, and when you couple that with sexy body parts (hey, I’m talking about the small of a woman’s back here…) and finish it off with long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days? Yowza!
With some words it’s not what you’re saying, but how. Others bring certain images to mind, and certainly context plays a big part in whether what you’re saying is perceived as sexy. This week I challenge you to be sexy with your words. And hey, 10,000 brownie points if you can work “sternocleiodal mastoid” into a sentence.