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The New Girl started on Monday. In this Week One of training, I’ve been extra conscious about office irritations, courtesies, etc.  It’s a really small office and we basically sit next to or on top of each other. This got me to thinking about things that annoy me or are just general pet peeves.  Apparently I have a lot, my blog post started getting out of control, so I limited myself to just my top seven. (What? Anyone can do a Top 10…)

1.  People who drive with their blinker on. Maybe this one is actually useful.  It’s like a bright flashing sign saying “I’m an inattentive driver! Watch out for me!” I should clue my older kids in on this one so they can be on the look-out.

2.  People who slow down to go through an intersection.  Yes, another driving one.  On the highway between my home and my work the speed limit is 60 mph… even in the middle of the intersection. If the light is green and you’ve a clear road ahead please feel free to go the speed limit the entire time.  Wait, maybe I should consider that a warning as well.

3. Mispronounced words: “Lie-berry” “Tempachure” “Brito” “Warshington.”  Seriously. If you have a speech impediment I get it.  My youngest son battles the “er” sound like no other sound known to man. Everyone else should say the words correctly.

Me: “Aidan, would you please get the Parmesan (Parm-ah-san) cheese out of the fridge?

Aidan: “Is that next to the Parmesan (Parm-a-shon) cheese .

(Yes, he has his mother’s sense of humor)

Me: “How do you spell that?”

<Silence…>

4. Incorrectly used words.  Ok, I get it.  Words are my friends and I’ve pulled the I’m-a-writer-I-can-make-up-words card. That’s because I am a writer, and my words are actually words that mean what they’re supposed to and not an abomination of a perfectly good word used incorrectly. (For example: if I were to say it was “blizzarding” outside you would know exactly what the weather was like).

• “Irregardless.” Not a word.  “Regardless” is a word. “Irregardless” – if it had a meaning, would be the negative of “regardless” which would actually mean “regarding.”
•  “I could care less.” This means that you do care. If you didn’t care then you couldn’t care less (because you would have no care in you to start with – get it?).

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5.  Cell phones at the table. If I am not worthy of your attention and conversation then we should not be having lunch/dinner/drinks.

6.  Fruit flies in my wine. For real.  The little buggers are tricky and will find their way into my wine glass, drown, and make my wine smell and taste bad.  I have to wonder if it’s like the lemmings and they’re seeking certain death. They’re certainly motivated.

7. Mean people.  Last but not least, mean people are my biggest pet peeve.  My daughter-in-law recently posted a video on Facebook that was a lesson about a little boy who kept losing his temper. His dad had him pound a nail into a log every time he lost his temper. Eventually he learned to control his temper, and every time he kept his temper he got to take a nail out of the wood. Soon all the nails were out and the little boy was quite pleased with himself. Then his father asked him to look at the wood, to look at all the damage, the holes that were still there even though the nails were not.  That was a lesson I shared with my youngest son. This is what happens when we lose our temper and say mean things.  It hurts and leaves a mark, even though we may say “sorry,” it doesn’t make the “holes” go away.

My thoughts to you this week? Having pet peeves is ok – it makes you human, but there’s no need to be a jerk about things that irritate us. Usually it’s just a matter of being like Elsa in Frozen and letting it go, but if it’s a bigger issue then deal with it like an adult.  Have a conversation, speak with kindness, and try to resolve it.

Tell me about your pet peeves. What drives you nuts? Bad drivers? (I’m a firm believer that I’m the only good driver out there: anyone faster than me is a maniac and anyone slower than me is an idiot). When someone texts you, you answer them, and then they don’t respond for hours? What just makes you shake your head?

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Sometimes life just pivots. Ok, so this has really been more of a slow turn I’ve seen coming for a while, but it’s a big turn – so I’m calling it a pivot.

The Best Husband Ever has MS.  It’s been progressing fairly steadily for a while, and now it has taken a large portion of his coordination and seriously impacts his ability to walk – especially in the afternoon.  The fatigue from fighting to make his body do something as simple as walking overcomes him in the afternoon. I feel the need to be home more, to make sure he doesn’t fall and hurt himself (or others), and to be a parent to my children when they get home from school and he needs to nap so he can be up for dinner.

How do you do that when working 40 hours a week as a paralegal for a busy attorney at his sole practitioner firm? You can’t.  Well… I can’t.

With the support of The Best Boss Ever and my fabulous co-worker, I’m reducing my hours to 20 hours per week, dropping the family law portion of the practice, but keeping the civil litigation portion (personal injury, wrongful death, medical malpractice, etc.) We’ve hired a new girl who seems super smart, super nice, and has a sense of humor that should fit right into our little group. She’ll shadow me for the next 2 weeks and then she’ll take over family law full-time.

I’ll be at work 20 hours per week, and then home to work on my writing business (Yay! You can read more of me!) and to help my husband develop his CBD Oil business.  I’m still querying agents and editors about my manuscript, but am also looking for freelance writing jobs to help fill in the missing income.

Now, this change isn’t really ideal. Ideally I’d have a healthy husband, an ample savings account, a housekeeper, and a beautiful chalet somewhere super inspiring and oodles of time to just sit and write about love, sex, and romance – but that’s not what The Universe has chosen for me. Since I’m going to take this pivot and create something better than before, I thought that should be today’s post: The right way (“write” way… get it?) to survive a life pivot.

Of all the on-line posts and articles I’ve read about surviving a career change, the following points resonated the most:

1.  Have an open mind.  What is it that calls to you? What opportunities are presenting themselves to you? It’s difficult during a time of transition to get out of your own head, but look up and around. Pay attention to what’s coming to you and investigate it. It might just be the next best thing to happen to you.

2.  Remember when you succeed and forget when you fail. I’m not saying you shouldn’t learn from failure – you should, and then move on.  Don’t dwell on failure. Remember the times and the things that help you succeed and focus on those.
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4.  Believe in yourself. You have something unique, something no one else can offer. Believe that you are succeeding and act as if you are already a winner. You are worth it and worthy of the goal you seek.

5.  Be ready/willing to change something. Even if your plan is carefully thought out, every possible outcome considered, every step mapped – be ready for the unexpected and don’t get stuck following your plan. Sometimes (a lot of times) things don’t work out like you’d planned or hoped. Be willing to allow your old plan to fall away and embrace “Plan B.”

Author and blogger Ian Sanders (Check out his blog here) wrote, “Sometimes it’s best to approach your career like a road trip: the random left turns and the interesting people you meet on the side of the road is where the magic happens.”

I intend to survive this change by continuing to cultivate my writing. I will write more, better, and in ways I haven’t previously done.  I will continue to produce excellent work product at my day job – helping others through emotionally trying times, and find other freelance jobs to fill in the gap until I find the agent/editor who “gets me” and picks up my book.  Despite this change – because of this change – I will be a better wife, mother, daughter, friend, and writer.

So this week, my reader, I’d like to know your tips.  What did you do when your life pivoted? What worked for you? What didn’t work? What advice do you have for someone else whose life is taking a turn? Find me on Facebook or leave me a comment below and share your knowledge!

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Today I’m anxious. My boys started school and I’m excited/anxious about that. I’m anxious about The Best Husband Ever and whether his legs will start working again with the cool weather. I’m anxious about finding the right person at work (we’re looking to hire a full-time family law legal assistant/paralegal). But mostly I’m mostly anxious because I have a dentist appointment. I’m scheduled for the regular cleaning, which always hurts me (it’s my teeth, not the dentist…), but also for a tooth repair.  I clench and grind my teeth and have ground a front one down a bit and cracked it.  It’s just a cosmetic repair at this point, and my dentist said I don’t even have to be numb for it, but just the thought of him drilling my teeth makes my anxiety double.

And so this morning, as I write to you before my dentist appointment, I’ve been preoccupied with anxiety. And so, this week’s topic found me.

When I started writing today’s post it originally started out to be about my anxiety, but then I thought, what about that guy? My dentist is The Best Dentist Ever.  He’s a delightful fellow who genuinely cares for his patients.  He chooses to work in a field where people are anxious – all the time.  He’s told me, “Mel, the dentist chair is the great equalizer. I don’t care if you’re a big tough guy or a young child. Everyone is the same when they’re in the dentist chair.”

Orin Scrivello D.D.S. “Little Shop of Horrors”

Now, I’m not into my dentist for anything more than relatively pain-free dental care, but there’s something sexy about a guy who holds the power to inflict pain on others but instead chooses to be kind and compassionate, and seeks to help his patients have less pain and, by default, less anxiety.  In addition to being a sexy profession (that’s right, dentistry can be sexy), there are other perks to being a dentist:

Flexible lifestyle.  My dentist works Monday – Thursday. This gives him the freedom to have a life outside the office and start running again (nudge, nudge).  What’s sexier than someone who has time to be there and do fun things?

Disease detection. There are several diseases that dentists can detect by regular examination, some of them biggies.  We had a wrongful death matter where a dentist actually detected an aggressive and extremely rare cancer in a young girl that her primary care doctor missed. He’s a superhero in my book – definitely sexy.

Service to others.  Not just for disease detection, dentists help people every day. They help people, even scaredy-cats like me, to have and maintain good dental health.  Good dental health has been linked to good overall health. Benevolence is sexy.

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Dentistry combines art and science. There’s cutting edge technology in dentistry and, like for me today, there’s art in cosmetic repair. Artists are their own special brand of sexy.

That’s right. My dentist is a powerful, compassionate, sexy man with a flexible lifestyle, who chooses to serve others and bring them joy and confidence, while embracing art and technology.  What’s not to love?

So what’s my message to you this week? In addition to drawing attention to the dental profession, it’s that even dentists are sexy. They’re kind, compassionate, caring, and gentle. All good traits for someone to possess (especially if they have a metal hook in my mouth), but also especially good traits for someone to have in the bedroom.  So while I am extraordinarily anxious about dental visits, I still go.  I love my dentist and my hygenist. I trust they’ll do everything possible to help me, calm me, and make me beautiful and healthy. Now if you’ll excuse me I need to go pee out a little fear and do some guilt-flossing before my appointment.

Update: Cleaning was great (Thanks Barb!), but the tooth repair turned into teeth repair and took longer than expected.  I firmly stand by my earlier thoughts about kindness and compassion from a position of power. Whether it’s the hygenist wielding the power, or the dentist, definitely sexy when you’re near someone so considerate and gentle.

My thoughts are my own, but my pictures are generally found on Pinterest (you can find anything there!). If you like what I write, please share with your friends or someone you think would like it! I’d love it if you follow me on Facebook (Melissa Gale), Instagram (write2unpack), or Twitter (@write2unpack). Oh, hey, and if you sign up here to follow me you’ll never miss a post!